This June Cleaver’s Wet Dream Mad Lib was based on the domestic daydreams of a season four Bachelor competitor. Immediately after she stepped out of the limo and introduced herself, viewers were treated to details of her Mad Men­-style fantasy of the picket-fence-encased future she hoped to share with Bob, whom she’d met only seconds before:

“I see myself as the mommy. The phone is ringing and the stuff’s boiling over and the kids are screaming, and I’m like, ‘Ahhh!’ All of a sudden… the door opens, there’s Bob. ‘Honey, I’m home!’ And he comes up behind me, puts his arms around me and gives me a kiss, and at that moment everything’s OK. You know? Just perfect.”

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